The joy of weighted utensils

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Real Life Scenario:

You’re three quarters of the way up Mt. Everest, no turning back now. Sleet and shale coat your coat as you shield yourself from the biting wind against a bluff. Alone, the last survivor of a once proud expedition, this journey has certainly turned out to be well worth the $6,000 climb. Starving and malnourished, your shaking hands fumble with the zipper of your rucksack containing the gourmet five course meal you so desperately need. No, you deserve it. With your last will and might you plate your last asparagus and serve yourself with a fine raspberry vinaigrette. Hunched over like our ancestors, and shaking from exposure, you use your Keatlery Weighted Utensils to enjoy your victory meal. Elk, sorbet, and mashed potatoes are no match for your 8 oz wonder sticks.

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